“Emma has just rung and sarcastically asked me if I was ever planning on asking her out again. After fighting back my initial reaction to answer ‘only if you’re going to put out this time,’ I told her that, in… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“You see football isn’t just about 90 minutes, it‘s about passion and, yes, if you like, about life. We men will do things under… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“Okay then, we’re set” he thought. “Come and get it”. The enemy, his enemy, were walking into the classic football ambush and they didn’t… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“Heads up lads!” someone shouted. “Here we go!” More missiles, this time not just bottles, but coins as well. And then from the other… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“I always enjoy the day after a hangover. Each time it happens, it’s my own little victory over the demon drink.” — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“A very worrying development at lunchtime. As we were walking down the Charing Cross Road, Emma put her arm through mine. Not even Liz… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“To be fair, her expected hatred of all things male has not materialised because it is clear that she simply dislikes everyone. I suspect… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“Emma has just rung and sarcastically asked me if I was ever planning on asking her out again. After fighting back my initial reaction… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“To be perfectly honest, if I had my way women wouldn’t even be allowed inside grounds, and I certainly believe that if a ground… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“Jane turned and looked at Rob who was still staring into space with a crazed look on his face. ‘Are you listening to this?’… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“Women‘s football is crap. If it were any good people would go and watch it, but it isn’t and they don’t. And, to be… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“Oh really?’ said Mayes raising a mocking eyebrow which put Rob in mind of a poor man’s Roger Moore. ‘And what on earth makes… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
“I think you're a shit,’ said Keith sharply. ‘I think much of what you’ve done this season is shit and I think what you've… — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
