Funny Quote by Dionta Long

My momma short and fine she got a butt like mine and when she cross the streets the cars go beep beep beep lol .

— Naomi

I got a burlap sack, put a brick in the middle, and filled it with rags, corncobs, some Spanish moss, and sand. I hung…

— Joe Frazier

Yours mom buy heron, with no hands I'm smackin her.

— Camron

My mom called me up and said you almost had that one, moms are the greatest, you can't do wrong by your Mom. She…

— Joel Dreessen

Remember when you picked me up like a frisbee and tossed me across you yard?

— Alyson Noel

Little boy came home from school one day and he ask his mama, mama'2x what is that ? that hangs from daddy like a…

— Clevelle

I love it when you call me big poppa. If you got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up the place,…

— Christopher Wallace

My mom put me in a Pampers commercial on TV

— Christian Slater

Your mama is so fat and stupid, she heard you say Babe Ruth and said I'll take eight of them

— Anonymous

Your mama got one big titty, and one little titty, and they call her Biggie Smalls!!!

— Chad Anderson

When I was little Im gonna tell your mom was the scariest sentence ever.

— Bubbly

Laura Bush has the face of my mother when my mother was young. The face, the body, the voice. The first time I saw…

— Oriana Fallaci