Funny Quote by Derrolyn Anderson Download Open image ““Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off"- Cruz”” — Derrolyn Anderson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor
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