Funny Quote by David Mitchell

“Women, oh, women! They'll find the baddest meanin' in your words an' hold it up, sayin', Look what you attacked me with!”

— David Mitchell

“The only thing a man has to know about women is that he’ll never know anything about them.”

— Len Deighton

There are certain things men will never understand about women. We'll never get it. And you're supposed to be nice to them. Because they…

— Mel Gibson

“A woman's name will always suffice, but if you'll keep your ears open in a room with men and women, you'll hear it's the…

— Kaye Gibbons

If you're going to generalize about women, you'll find yourself up to here in exceptions.

— Dolores Hitchens

We make a lot of mistakes for women, and we'll always do it again

— Casper Van Dien

I'll find other women. When I walk down the street, I'll keep seeing women who could be her. I'll suffer day and night, night…

— Anonymous

Guitars are like women. You'll never get them totally right.

— Slash

I think it's a really excellent time to be a woman in music. A lot of the past was women fighting to be where…

— Emily Kokal

“Bran held his voice level. "In time, you will regret these words. You may hold me captive now, and believe me helpless. But each…

— Juliet Marillier

We take hold of Christ as his words take hold us.

— Kevin DeYoung

“The power that words can hold is nothing short of amazing. They can hurt you, and they can heal you. Or, they can completely…

— Carian Cole