Quote by Darynda Jones

“Hello, sir. Yes...Uh-huh...Yes...You say that you want to bury your aunt with a Christmas tree in her coffin? Uh-huh...She wanted it that way...I'll see…

— Richard Brautigan

“If you have to sleep in a coffin, try to go for an old wooden one.”

— Joleene Naylor

“I’m giving you a choice, forgive or die,’ a lot of people would go ahead and order their coffin.”

— Sue Monk Kidd

“Don't you love to look at coffins? I've always enjoyed looking at one now and then. I think of a coffin as an absolutely…

— Thomas Mann

“This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. You are wasting my time.”

— Bela Lugosi (Ed Wood

“It's daylight. Shouldn't you have burned to a crisp, or something? Don't you have to crawl into a coffin? Where do you keep it…

— Linda Howard

“My coffin isn't going to be featured in Better Homes and Moonscapes anytime soon, but it's all I can afford.”

— Andy Weir

I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?” “Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?” “Um, I…

— Darynda Jones

“Yes. Well. I am pleased you’re not dead, uncle. Did you bring me a gift for my name day?” “I did. My wits.”

— George R.R. Martin

“It had been torture. But every coffin needed its last nail, and that meeting was ours.”

— R.K. Lilley

“Be the person they'll claim you were at your funeral.”

— Dan Moore

“ Maybe I’m dead. The thought is not as scary as it probably should be. I’m so calm, so comfortable. The coffin lining is…

— Lauren Henderson