Carrots Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image “Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Carrots Desks Psychics Said
“Guess what?' I said. 'I have a psychic.' His head tilted questioningly, birdlike. A sidekick?” — Wally Lamb Copy Share Image
“Listen, I gather you have a problem working with a psychic. Believe me, I don't like working with a jackass any better.” — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
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“A psychic friend could come in very handy." I reshuffled my cards. "I predict I will," she said.” — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
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“You'll do fine." "What, you're psychic now?" "Didn't you know?" he asks seriously. "Must be an aftereffect of the bond.” — Tera Lynn Childs Copy Share Image
“I'm psychic," she said, and looked at me looking nervously at the lock. "Psy chic. Not pshy cho . I'm Jazz Parker.” — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
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He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
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In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. — Mae West Copy Share Image
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