Funny Quote by Daniel Nayeri

“Reading is the act of listening and speaking at the same time, with someone you've never met, but love. Even if you hate them,…

— Daniel Nayeri

“Never believe that villains are hurting people by accident. They want to get better at their craft of breaking jaws just as you want…

— Daniel Nayeri

“I know lots of things you don't" "Name five." "The Grand Unification Theory, tax law, binary, the capital of Azerbailan, and how tractors work.”

— Daniel Nayeri

“In this life, you have winners and losers. the more you win, the higher you go.”

— Daniel Nayeri

“If you don't get caught, you deserve everything you steal.”

— Daniel Nayeri

“Maybe it was a storybook beginning.”

— Daniel Nayeri

“Because some things that seem unimportant now can change the course of human history -- and I am a student of human history.”

— Daniel Nayeri

“You obviously don't have my soul or you wouldn't be trying to make deals.”

— Daniel Nayeri

“Because you don't spend so many decades in someone's house without knowing their game.”

— Daniel Nayeri

“Another way to say it is that everybody is dying and going to die of something. And if you're not spending your life on…

— Daniel Nayeri

“If it looks real and feels real, do you think it matters if it's real?”

— Daniel Nayeri

“If you imagine someone watching you all the time, even when you think you're alone, seeing every time you make a face, that someone…

— Daniel Nayeri