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Honey Quote by Dana Gould

“What men say: I'm sorry, honey. I was wrong. What men think: I'd love a Chipwich. I should go get one.” quote by Dana Gould — Download Open image

“What men say: I'm sorry, honey. I was wrong. What men think: I'd love a Chipwich. I should go get one.”

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