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Happiness Quote by Dana Gould

“Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you.” quote by Dana Gould — Download Open image

“Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you.”

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