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“I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!” quote by Dana Gould — Download Open image

“I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!”

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