Funny Quote by Colleen Hoover

“You’re attracted to me?” “Oh, God,” I groan. “That’s the last thing you need for your ego.” “That’s probably true,” he laughs. “Better hurry…

— Colleen Hoover

“I want you to get a haircut so you don't look like Ish Kabibble on a rainy night.”

— E. L. Doctrow

“my hair is the only thing about me that's perfectly healthy. Cutting it would feel like I'm punishing my body for finally doing something…

— Rebecca Yarros

“Life is like a bad haircut. At first it looks awful, then you kind of get used to it, and before you know it,…

— Neal Shusterman

“Am I supposed to pretend I don’t know what I look like? Look at you. You look so handsome I can’t even look at…

— Tiffany Reisz

“There’s something that your eyes say.. Something that makes it hard for me to maintain eye contact and makes it harder for me to…

— Sarah Adel

“Anything else you want to discuss before we begin?” “Who cuts your hair? You should run them through with their own thinning shears. You…

— J.A. Rock

“Make your life like your hair. Life is short, let it grow. Just the way you want...”

— TheresaVN

“Don't let your girlfriend cut your hair!”

— Stephen Colbert

“From the get-go, my hair was programmed to fall out. One is grateful this so rarely happens with the pancreas or the eyeballs.”

— Michael Perry

“But what else am I supposed to do when your hair is soft”

— Courtney Peppernell

“cried the entire time my mom shaved my head. She wanted to cut it shorter and wait, but I wanted to be in control.…

— Amanda Maxlyn