Courses Quote by Christopher Titus

Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends.

— Anonymous

I didn't drink in the essence of the classroom. I didn't take legible notes or dance all night. I thought I would marry my…

— Lena Dunham

My grandpa could go days, weeks, even months without a drink but if he took that first drink, he couldn't stop. Once, when I…

— Brian Lindstrom

The only time I went to class was when I was serving a detention.

— Lil B

My dad was working class.

— Johnny Flynn

I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then…

— Garry Shandling

I didn't go to the lectures. My valet, who was more distinguished than I, went instead.

— Witold Gombrowicz

lectures broke into one's day and were clearly a terrible waste of time, necessary no doubt if you were reading law or medicine or…

— Stephen Fry

The day before I graduated high school, I ran into a parked car. It happened in the daytime, completely sober. Their car was pretty…

— Molly Gordon

Once, Dad had too much beer and had to be carried home.

— Karan Kapoor

I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.

— Bill Hicks

I used to think if I didn't have a drink it was going to be a rubbish night, so I'd drink purely to get…

— Megan McKenna