Cocktails Quote by Chelsea Handler Download Open image “I'd like to go out for a cocktail... or seven.” — Chelsea Handler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cocktails Seven
As far as a cocktail, I do like good wines, basically with meals, and good champagnes. — Bobby Sherman Copy Share Image
When I started with 'Cocktail,' I was trying to figure out if this was something I wanted to do. — Diana Penty Copy Share Image
I don’t want to do a cocktail party. I’d rather people left my shows and vomited. — Alexander McQueen Copy Share Image
I have completely cut out the partying but if there's a celebration I'll have a little cocktail. — Megan McKenna Copy Share Image
I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out. — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
A cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six p.m., put… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Cocktail parties for me can be nerve-racking. The brevity of conversations, the number of them - it's not my sweet spot. — MacKenzie Scott Copy Share Image
I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second¦ or the fifth. Ill just… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Lobbying' is the activity of attempting to influence legislation by privately influencing the legislators. It is the result and creation of a mixed economy-of… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
I can't build a simple shelf. I have no idea how to change an oil filter on a car. I can't even stick a… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
The cocktail party - as the name itself indicates - was originally invented by dogs. They are simply bottom-sniffings raised to the rank of… — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
As soon as I arrived I made an attempt to find my host but the two or three people of whom I asked his… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Shrimps ought to stay small and curled up in their cocktail sauce, if you ask me. — Aya Nakahara Copy Share Image
Whereas most other modern composers are engaged in manufacturing cocktails of every hue and description, I offer the public pure cold water. — Jean Sibelius Copy Share Image
My cocktail, so to speak, was only EPO, but not a lot, transfusions and testosterone. — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
I will meet you in the dirtiest city you can dream of. We will drink cocktails so sweet they pucker our cheeks, as we… — Michelle Tea Copy Share Image
Finally ... You have accomplished your mission in going there tonight - you were 'seen,' and you furnished your host and hostess with the… — Letitia Baldrige Copy Share Image
I misremember who first was cruel enough to nurture the cocktail party into life. But perhaps it would be not too much to say,… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished I was… — Judy Blundell Copy Share Image
Let us candidly admit that there are shameful blemishes on the American past, of which the worst by far is rum. Nevertheless, we have… — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
