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- After a lifetime of losing and gaining weight, I get it. No matter how you slice it, weight loss comes down to… — Valerie Bertinelli
- I, personally, would be shocked if we went to the end of the tape now and I didn't have at least one...… — Robert Downey, Jr.
- We know, deep down inside, it's wrong! There's nothing you can say to ever make it right! Killing is killing, no matter… — Ronald Richter
- No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney. — Rube Goldberg
- Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out… — Jack Handey
- Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are… — Martha Stewart
- No matter how tough the meat may be, it's going to be tender if you slice it thin enough. — Guy Fieri
- No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides. — Baruch Spinoza