You Slice Quotes

13 quotes by 12 authors

• After a lifetime of losing and gaining weight, I get it. No matter how you slice it, weight loss comes down to the simple formula… — Valerie Bertinelli
• We know, deep down inside, it's wrong! There's nothing you can say to ever make it right! Killing is killing, no matter how you slice… — Ronald Richter
• I, personally, would be shocked if we went to the end of the tape now and I didn't have at least one... Look, even if… — Robert Downey, Jr.
• No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney. — Rube Goldberg
• Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way. — Jack Handey
• Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite… — Martha Stewart
• No matter how tough the meat may be, it's going to be tender if you slice it thin enough. — Guy Fieri
• No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides. — Baruch Spinoza
• But when you slice truth too thin, you deceive. — Eileen Wilks
• Have you ever experienced a pain so sharp in your heart that it's all you can do to take a breath? It's a pain you… — Chelsea Handler
• Being an actor is really, really hard, no matter how you slice it. — Amanda Peet
• You look through drawers.. Once you find it.. What is it for.. You know damn well what its for.. You slid down the door.. You… — Im Nothing

Who Wrote These You Slice Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 13 You Slice Quotes as follows:

• 1 You Slice Quote by Valerie Bertinelli
• 1 You Slice Quote by Ronald Richter
• 1 You Slice Quote by Robert Downey, Jr.
• 1 You Slice Quote by Rube Goldberg
• 1 You Slice Quote by Jack Handey
• 1 You Slice Quote by Martha Stewart
• 1 You Slice Quote by Guy Fieri
• 1 You Slice Quote by Baruch Spinoza
• 1 You Slice Quote by Eileen Wilks
• 1 You Slice Quote by Chelsea Handler
• 1 You Slice Quote by Amanda Peet
• 1 You Slice Quote by Im Nothing