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You Give Quotes by Jack Handey
- It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the…
- To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can…
- Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull…
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- If you want something from an audience, you give blood to their fantasies. It's the ultimate hustle. — Marlon Brando
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- I'm a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it's bad or good. — Sandra Bullock
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