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Work Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear music,' as though there's any other way to take it in.…
- I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as…
- If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
- I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and…
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