"If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure……" — Mitch Hedberg
"If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work."
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163 Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg has 163 quotes on this site.
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get…
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I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how…
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Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and…
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If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a…
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass…
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What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations…
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I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
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Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!
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Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!
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I learned to read very early so I could read the comics, which I then started to draw.
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Bad company is like a nail driven into a post, which, after the first and second blow, may be drawn…
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All I could do at school was paint and draw and that was the only time I ever passed any…
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One must always draw, draw with the eyes, when one cannot draw with a pencil.
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I found myself compelled - like this weird, shameful compulsion - to draw cute animals.
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I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them…
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The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me.…
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I was a really lousy artist as a kid. Too abstract expressionist; or I'd draw a big ram's head, really…
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I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who…
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I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The…
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