My Kid Quotes

68 quotes by 60 authors

I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing his father completely… — Billie Joe Armstrong
My kid was a great baseball player. I thought I had it made. Front-row seats at Yankee Stadium. Then he turned sixteen and wanted to… — James Caan
It may come as a surprise to people, but I'm actually quite boring and normal. What do I do? I read books. I drive my… — Nicolas Cage
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start… — Adam Carolla
The time I'm not spending with my kid has to be worth it. — Jessica Alba
I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable I'd be the first one to have my… — Will Arnett
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my… — Milton Berle
I did research when I was pregnant with my first daughter and was horrified by the chemicals in products, even those meant for babies. I… — Jessica Alba
I had to put my kid before my career and all the money I was making. I decided to do the right thing. I was… — Brian Welch
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. — Erma Bombeck
I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup. — Gwyneth Paltrow
My kid could move like a lightweight — Angelo Dundee
I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It's a beautiful thing — Scott Baio
I'd like somebody to get rid of the death tax. That's what I want. I don't want to get taxed just because I died. I… — Whoopi Goldberg
I'd lose my mind if I heard my kid call the nanny Mommy — Toni Braxton
I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my… — Paul Reubens
I want to be able to raise my kid. I was totally being a martyr about it at first, thinking I could totally do it… — Keri Russell
When I come home, it's about my kid, who needs to eat, needs to do homework, and needs to get to basketball. I don't have… — Taraji P. Henson
My kid is not going to wear a flat bill. — Tiger Woods
I didn't want to teach my kid how to read, so I used to read to him at night and close the book at the… — Jacque Fresco

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