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My kid is a year and a half old, and I just want to roll around on the floor with him for a little bit… — Sam Huntington
I look at my kid, and one part of me wants to keep her as my little baby. But, y'know, the bottom line is she's… — Ace Frehley
I wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to do. — Cesar Millan
No matter what happens, I'm going to protect my kid. — Mindy McCready
It's something that people relate to - and I hope my kid doesn't relate to - but there's a level of believability in playing complex… — Jeremy Sisto
The stereotypical gay man is someone whose company I enjoy, someone who makes me laugh, someone I'd want my kid to be. The stereotypical gay… — Ayelet Waldman
I have a four year old and I'm telling you we did Nickelodeon last night and he embarrassed me. It was like one of those… — Nia Long
I started working at clubs when I was sixteen, which is young. I would not want my kid doing that, but I did, and that's… — Joe Manganiello
I waited a long time to have children because I had this career that was kind of like my kid, it required as much nurturing. — Minnie Driver
I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong. — Milton Berle
I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading. — Adam Sandler
The time I'm not spending with my kid has to be worth it, so when I sat down with my agents after I was ready… — Jessica Alba
I love hanging out at home with my kid. It's hard to get me to leave the house. — Angela Kinsey
I have parents come up to me and say, 'I don't know who you are, but my kid wants his picture taken with you. — Devon Werkheiser
The worst thing is the world is a defensive my-kid-can't-do-anything-wrong parent. — Laura Schlessinger
I think day care is terrific. Kids get to be around other kids, and they're playing, and they're teaching each other. When I was in… — Jessica Valenti
I really have been enjoying performing more lately than I have in a long time and you know, it's all about that sort of centered… — Ani DiFranco
If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work. — Mitch Hedberg
Smoking sucks! The one thing I would say to my kid is, 'It's not just that it's bad for you. Do you want to spend… — Katherine Heigl
Every parent wants to do what's best for their child. Whatever I can afford, I'm going to get my kid the best education I can… — Michael Moore
I signal with an independent label, Continuum. After that I put out a totally independent record, sold fourteen thousand of them from my basement, bought… — Kid Rock
India is my kid sister. — Salman Rushdie
I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife… — Adam Sandler
When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare. — Adam Sandler
I always tried to do the best for my kid. — Sofia Vergara

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