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Why Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- Christina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word out—why not just wait until you’re crowning?
- People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should…
- Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his…
- I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why…
- I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than…
- This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos are always so…
- I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays!…
- I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not like…
More Why Quotes
- Don't be selfish and tell me why you're unfollowing me so I can retweet it for the rest and we all can… — Nikhil Saluja
- If someone is mad at you and you have no idea why, that means they are crazy. Or a girl. — Nikhil Saluja
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- Why can't I just tell you how I feel? That you're constantly on my mind...that I'm crazy about you. Maybe it's because… — Superman
- I began writing at the age of 5, but there was a dark period between the ages of 8 and 16 when… — Margaret Atwood
- You looked into my eyes and whispered that you wanted to be with me, all my heart wanted to do was say… — Superman
- That's why I began doing makeup in the first place: I was hoping that through helping people see the beauty in themselves,… — Kevyn Aucoin
- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes