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Weird Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he…
- It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
- If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.
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