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- This role playing game is so weird how many followers do I have to gain to get some weapons?
- My friends are weird. They think that I can't I'm on twitter isn't a good excuse not to leave the house.
- It's so weird to think that before Twitter, all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads.
- Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find it's still just…
- I have a thing for people who unfollow me, it's called hate.
- My road to success is blocked by a huge rocks obstacle with a big sign that says 'Twitter.com'
- It takes nipples to be a Boob.
- As a true atheist I'm am actually popeless romantic.
- They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long.
- If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you.
- If I was a serial killer I'd use my knife to make strangers kiss in front of me.
- Just used my Complete Works of karate to crush a cockroach.
- Vagina: tongue tested, boner approved.
- I would lick a pizza's pussy.
- The worst thing you can tell me is to relax.
- A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face.
- A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush.
- A wise man once told me... always believe on your wife choices.
- This fart is coming from....inside my half pants.
- I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is!
- These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut............ if I don't pay my phone bill on time.
- I want to verb your nouns adjectively.
- There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit.
- A man needs a woman like a dick needs a blowjob.
- K-Y jelly is the safeword.
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