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Weed Whacker Quotes by Dave Barry
- The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather…
- I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.
More Weed Whacker Quotes
- Looking at a first assembly is kind of like looking at an overgrown garden. You can't just wade in with a weed… — Walter Murch
- The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that… — Dave Barry
- I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. — Dave Barry
- When writers don't know what to do with a character, they build up the supporting cast and universe to kind of hide… — J. Michael Straczynski
- The woman wears a floral print blouse with lots of leaves and pink flowers. Risa would like to attack her with a… — Neal Shusterman
- Just his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the same fate.… — Rick Riordan
- Seth put his ear against the door. "I can't hear anything." "There are probably ten of them patiently waiting on the far… — Brandon Mull
- Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels, vengeance, Father O'Mallee's weed-whacker. But at long… — Bender (The Cartoon Character)
- The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology. — Nikhil Saluja