"I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed……" — Dave Barry
"I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be.
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If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to…
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Several people have told me that one of the most meaningful events they could attend would be something at the…
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I believe in an America where religious intolerance will someday end... where every man has the same right to attend…
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There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and…
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When neither high purpose nor the categorical imperatives of religion will do, the only argument against suicide is life itself.…
— Al Alvarez
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in the spring he will attend your botanical course. his natural turn is very strongly to the objects of your…
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If, then, you wish to insure the interest of your pupils, there is only one way to do it; and…
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The art of remembering is the art of thinking. When we wish to fix a new thing in either our…
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I made the greater progress, from that clearness of head and quicker apprehension which generally attend temperance in eating and…
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There are millions of children today who don't attend school. However, education is the only way to get ahead in…
— Azim Premji
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I never tell one client that I cannot attend his sales convention because I have a previous engagement with another…
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