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Watching Quotes by Dave Barry
- The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each…
- But that's kind of an easy stance to be if you're a humor columnist, because you're tending to make fun of the government and the…
- Here in Miami, on weekends, amusement-seekers will come to the marina, set up folding chairs, and spend a highly entertaining day watching boat owners perform…
- Wood heat is not new. It dates back to a day millions of years ago, when a group of cavemen were sitting around, watching dinosaurs…
- While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited,…
More Watching Quotes
- To me, watching a movie is like going to an amusement park. My worst fear is making a film that people don't… — Darren Aronofsky
- Confronting a stadium audience, you can't see the whites of their eyes. It's just an amorphous mass of noise and, of course,… — Rowan Atkinson
- I'm obsessed with zombies. I like watching zombie movies and I read zombie books. — Kevin Bacon
- The early commentators who put down the pre-presidential Roosevelt as an empty-headed young lightweight, all ambition and no talent, now seem comically… — Russell Baker
- I cry a lot, you know. Which is very difficult for a man to recognise, but I do. I cry in movies,… — Antonio Banderas
- See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious. — Charles Barkley
- Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball, the rules and realities of the game -… — Jacques Barzun
- We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. — Milton Berle
- You can observe a lot by just watching. — Yogi Berra
- I was raised on the purest comedy there is: 'I Love Lucy.' I was raised watching 'Three's Company' and sitcoms of the… — Mayim Bialik
- There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to… — Josh Billings
- Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. — Jim Bishop