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Watching Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- My superpower is watching five hours of TV I'm not interested in because I can't reach the remote.
- Don't just be the woman that he thinks of while he's watching porn, be the woman he MAKES porn with.
- Study: The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby....
- My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her.
- I was watching Gene Simmons' TV show, Family Jewels. Or as it's known in the business, 'The Osbournes' Without the Talented Father.
- Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show.
- BEST INVENTION EVER: the Fast Forward Button. Without it we would be stuck watching the first two minutes of porn.
- I like my women like I like watching my porn on the computer, fucking muted.
- Dance like I'm watching you from the bushes.
- If your house is haunted think about how much time the ghosts have spent watching you masturbate.
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