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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Scandal is an importunate wasp, against which we must make no movement unless we are quite sure that we can kill it;…
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The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these…
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If there is a rumor in the air about you, you'd better treat it as you would a wasp: either ignore it…
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Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery feels quite abstract and I long just…
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I'm half Jewish, but no one believes me because my looks lean a little WASP-y... It's sometimes hard for me to get…
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At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?
— Karl Pilkington
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I am the queen of spades, I am the wasp that stings, I am the dark serpent. I am the invulnerable animal…
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Example is a dangerous lure: where the wasp got through the gnat sticks fast.
— Jean de La Fontaine
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I'd been brought up on the Upper East Side in a WASP society, which was death on crutches.
— Harry Mathews
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Link is a quiet man to meet- easy and courteous. His music, though, betrays that deep inside he gets very very mean…
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Perez Hilton is an irritating wasp in the beautiful rose garden that is my life.
— Lily Allen
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Our dream dashes itself against the great mystery like a wasp against a window pane. Less merciful than man, God never opens…
— Jules Renard
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