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Used Quotes by Steven Wright
- I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
- I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every…
- I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself…
- I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they…
- When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic.…
- My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
- When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while…
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