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- In the good old days, girls used to cook like their mothers, NOW THEY DRINK LIKE THEIR FATHERS.
- When I was a kid I used to...no wait I still do that.
- I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
- I used to be a knife-sharpener but I couldn't stand the daily grind.
- I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
- I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.
- Axis: Instruments used to fell trees
- LOVE, The most slippery word in the human language -- used by knaves to seduce, by fools for comfort, and by most men to placate…
- Just used my Complete Works of karate to crush a cockroach.
- MARRIAGE, The continuous process of getting used to things you never expected;
- I used to look for cameras in the mall to steal things, now I look to see if I can scratch my butt.
- I'm happy I didn't belong to generation when people used gun powder to grow guns.
- I used to hate people who wore Check shirts. Now I just hate everybody.
- Bitch please, Your vagina is used more than google.
- Earlier I used to feel like a guy trapped inside a woman's body. Especially during the first nine months.
- I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
- I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
- Opposites attract, but after marriage, opposites attack. Most of the time, we are attracted to people who don't have the things that we have. Incompatibility…
- Joan Rivers turned into one of the people she used to make fun of.
- I had a bully as a kid. He was dyslexic, so he used to stick Me Kick signs on my back. Then everyone thought I…
- I hate to travel. I guess it's because my father used to beat me with a globe.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
- Hey friends, remember when we used to keep thoughts to ourselves?
- My parents used to be happy when I took naps..... but now they think I'm lazy.
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- I could sell used battery acid and make it fly. — Dan Aykroyd
- A tool is usually more simple than a machine; it is generally used with the hand, whilst a machine is frequently moved… — Charles Babbage
- Some kinds of nails, such as those used for defending the soles of coarse shoes, called hobnails, require a particular form of… — Charles Babbage
- I used to tremble from nerves so badly that the only way I could hold my head steady was to lower my… — Lauren Bacall
- I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. — Sebastian Bach