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Used Quotes by Jack Handey
- It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto…
- To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled men of the fort, it was more than that. It was…
- Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
- I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said I thought he…
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