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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Popular Uruguay quotes from across the collection:
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Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football.
— Unknown Author
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We respect and support the example set by President José Mujica of Uruguay in proposing legislation that regulates the cannabis market
— Otto Perez Molina
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It has always been like that with changes. In 1913, we established divorce as a right for women in Uruguay. You know…
— Jose Mujica
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My goal is to achieve a little less injustice in Uruguay, to help the most vulnerable and to leave behind a political…
— Jose Mujica
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Such a positive move by Uruguay - bringing 2 players off and putting 2 players on.
— John Helm
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There have always been huge musicians and poets in Uruguay, but Uruguay is a well-kept secret.
— Steven Sater
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The first World Cup I remember was in the 1950 when I was 9 or 10 years old. My father was a…
— Unknown Author
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You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
— Groucho Marx
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Never trust anything you read in a travel article. Travel articles appear in publications that sell large, expensive advertisements to tourism-related industries,…
— Dave Barry
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I speak Spanish because I grew up overseas in Spain, Uruguay and Argentina.
— Bitsie Tulloch
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Any North American state is more important than Uruguay, in dimensions, in its economic force.
— Jose Mujica
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Fascism in Uruguay did not begin just with the military coup of 1973, but years before, even when there was still a…
— Jose Mujica
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