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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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I thought I would keep it on the ground until I became familiar with it, but on account of the wind, I…
— Unknown Author
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I loved my own Grandparents with all my heart. I learned important lessons from them about how to treat people, how to…
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Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological…
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Until I became a published writer, I remained completely ignorant of books on how to write and courses on the subject ...…
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was…
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Until I became a nurse, no one had ever asked me to sign a book contract. I had been writing for decades,…
— Steven Amsterdam
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Up until I became a father, it was all about self-obsession. But then I learned exactly what it's all about: the delight…
— Eric Clapton
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I didn't become successful until I became myself
— Sam Smith
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My television fed me visions, but I never created my own until I became a reader.
— Barry Lane
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I was never really happy until I became 'Doctor Who'.
— Tom Baker
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I'd never been to a science-fiction convention until I became a professional writer.
— China Mieville
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I had worked my whole life. Until I became a mother, that's the only way I measured my value.
— Demi Moore
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