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Two Quotes by Steven Wright
- If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
- I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair,…
- The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.
- Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took…
- You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you…
- When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time…
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