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Two Quotes by Mark Twain
- If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
- The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one…
- I purpose publishing these Letters here in the world before I return to you. Two editions. One, unedited, for Bible readers and their children; the…
- All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.
- Very well, then, where do we arrive? Where do we arrive with our respect, our homage, our filial affection? At Adam! At Adam, every time.…
- We could use up two Eternities in learning all that is to be learned about our own world and the thousands of nations that have…
- Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity. He could have…
- I have no liking for novels or stories - none in the world; and so, whenever I read one - which is not oftener than…
- I will now claim - until dispossesed - that I was the first person in the world to apply the typewriter to literature. ... The…
- If the bubble reputation can be obtained only at the cannon's mouth, I am willing to go there for it, provided the cannon is empty.…
- Delicacy - a sad, sad false delicacy - robs literature of the two best things among its belongings: Family-circle narratives & obscene stories.
- A man can be a Christian or a patriot, but he can't legally be a Christian and a patriot - except in the usual way:…
- India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.
- As by the fires of experience, so by commission of crime you learn real morals. Commit all crimes, familiarize yourself with all sins, take them…
- It has always been a peculiarity of the human race that it keeps two sets of morals in stock-the private and the real, and the…
- You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.
- I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the…
- A marriage...makes of two fractional lives a whole; it gives to two purposeless lives a work, and doubles the strength of each to perform it;…
- If you invent two or three people and turn them loose in your manuscript, something is bound to happen to them -- you can't help…
- I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in…
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