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- If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.
- I was a-trembling, because I'd got to decide, forever, betwixt two things, and I knowed it.
- Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he…
- Is it, perhaps, possible that there are two kinds of Civilization-one for home consumption and one for the heathen market?
- More than two hundred death penalties are gone from the law books, but the [biblical] texts that authorised them remain.
- The editor of a newspaper cannot be independent, but must work with one hand tied behind him by party and patrons, and be content to…
- In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. Therefore, in the Old Silurian Period…
- As a thinker and planner the ant is the equal of any savage race of men; as a self-educated specialist in several arts she is…
- Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society. Who shall say that this is not the golden age of mutual trust, of unlimited reliance upon human…
- I never could keep a promise. I do not blame myself for this weakness, because the fault must lie in my physical organization. It is…
- I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that…
- The two Great Unknowns, the two Illustrious Conjecturabilities! They are the best known unknown persons that have ever drawn breath upon the planet.
- To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
- If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat…
- I can live for two months on a good compliment.
- There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.
- A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from the griddle; dusted with fragrant pepper; enriched with little melting bits…
- Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion.
- The Germans have an inhuman way of cutting up their verbs. Now a verb has a hard time enough of it in this world when…
- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.
- I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be…
- There warn't anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn't any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon…
- There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
- In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man
- Solomon, who was one of the Deity's favorites, had a copulation cabinet composed of seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines. To save his life…
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- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in… — Aristophanes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
- Two things scare me. The first is getting hurt. But that's not nearly as scary as the second, which is losing. — Lance Armstrong
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- If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'. — Frank Abagnale
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- There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise. — Mary Kay Ash
- Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise. — Mary Kay Ash
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