"I have two pairs of reading glasses. One……" — Steven Wright

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• I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education. — Tallulah Bankhead
• Energy, like the biblical grain of the mustard-seed, will remove mountains. — Hosea Ballou
• Some quality performances and movies have a chance to be rewarded, but it's not like it's a bible. — Javier Bardem
• It does not require great learning to be a Christian and be convinced of the truth of the Bible. It… — Albert Barnes
• Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any… — John Adams
• The highest glory of the American Revolution was this: it connected in one indissoluble bond the principles of civil government… — John Quincy Adams
• I would point out that if you're a believer in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood… — Joe Barton
• The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit… — Brendan Behan
• The fundamental story arc of the Bible is God is passionate about rescuing this world, restoring it, renewing it. — Rob Bell
• Both read the Bible day and night, but thou read black where I read white. — William Blake
• My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to… — Elayne Boosler
• If you ask three people what it means to be Christian, you will get three different answers. Some feel being… — Dan Brown

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