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Two Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it…
- Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a…
- I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But…
- Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase…
- Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two…
- Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that…
- Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
- I saw some two-dollar bills today - They were for sale for eight dollars. Something went severely wrong there. What happened? It spun out of…
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