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Trick Quotes by Jack Handey
- Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring…
- If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap because it didn't…
- When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but…
- The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a…
- Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't…
More Trick Quotes
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. — Ingrid Bergman
- In Mexico we have a trick - add a crystal of salt to the kettle and the tea tastes better, almost English.… — Gael Garcia Bernal
- My mother encouraged it so much. She was so supportive. Even if as a kid, I would do the dumbest trick, which… — David Blaine
- When success comes, people can try to trick you or take advantage of you. — Christina Aguilera
- We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff… — Ray Bradbury
- Making films is sort of like you're pulling off a magic trick. It's sort of like an illusion. It's not real but… — Jeff Bridges
- All creatures tread across the rubble of ruined civilizations. The trick is to keep moving. No animal ever goes about dispensing shallow… — Rita Mae Brown
- It's disgusting, but my father taught me when your mouth gets dry, just suck the sweat out of your own jersey. There's… — Kobe Bryant
- The trick is to be grateful when your mood is high and graceful when it is low. — Richard Carlson
- The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is… — Carlos Castaneda
- The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how… — Dick Cavett