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• I can honestly say - and it's a big surprise to me - that I have never had a dream… — Neil Armstrong
• If you are careful with people, they will offer you part of themselves. That is the big secret. — Eve Arnold
• I had some big ups and downs when I was in my 20s and the one thing I learned was,… — Darren Aronofsky
• These big-package releases. There should be a cute name for them. — Julian Assange
• I just wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored. — David Attenborough
• Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like… — David Attenborough
• I have a big following among the biogeeks of this world. Nobody ever puts them in books. — Margaret Atwood
• For better or worse, zoos are how most people come to know big or exotic animals. Few will ever see… — Diane Ackerman
• I've always been a big fan of science fiction and of the worlds of the spiritual and the mystic. — Dan Aykroyd
• In some places women have all the rights they deserve and in others there are big restrictions - in some… — Michelle Bachelet
• Small business is the backbone of our economy. I'm for big business, too. But small business is where the jobs… — Michele Bachmann
• I want my candidacy for the presidency of the United States to stand for a moment when we the people,… — Michele Bachmann

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