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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Each day is an opportunity to travel back into tomorrow's past and change it.
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Our vanity, our passions, our spirit of imitation, our abstract intelligence, our habits have long been at work, and it is the…
— Marcel Proust
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How evanescent those loves and friendships seem at this distance in time…We move on, make new attachments. We grow old. But sometimes,…
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I am originally from Florida. So Thanksgiving was always something I really looked forward to, because I got to travel back home…
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It's been a year: winter, summer, spring and fall, but being without you just ain't living anything at all. If I could…
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There is only now, no future or past just now. You cannot travel back in time and change things.
— Jeremy Limn
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The pros are it's probably one of the most gorgeous places I've ever seen and the people are so nice. It's a…
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