"Kids have *_____ never* taken guidance from their……" — Dave Barry

Kids have *_____ never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could… - Dave Barry
"Kids have *_____ never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like dad primate. Then you'd see the primate teenager stomp up to his branch and slam the leaves."

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