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- There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. — Bill Bryson
- I had no idea 'Big Green Tractor' was going to be as big a hit as it was. You just can't predict… — Jason Aldean
- I did as much as I could: raising chickens, pushing an ice-cream cart, bagging walnuts, driving a tractor on a beet farm,… — Charles M. Schwab
- I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston… — Stephen Colbert
- When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring? — Unknown Author
- James Davison took me out to show me where Karl is living right now and where hes going to build. Karl wasnt… — Terry Bradshaw
- If we were to go back in time 100 years and ask a farmer what he'd like if he could have anything,… — Unknown Author
- Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. — Chuck Grassley
- It's us fun being a gorse when the tractor comes along, or the blacksmith when the car comes along. — Warren Buffett
- My mother told me I said to her, at age three, 'I'm going to go to Italy and get my father in… — Roger Waters
- I was working on the farm to get in shape, about a mile away from my parents. You know, I did everything… — Guy Lafleur
- Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness… — Jack Handey