Tractor Quotes

43 quotes by 41 authors

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. — Bill Bryson
I had no idea 'Big Green Tractor' was going to be as big a hit as it was. You just can't predict those things. — Jason Aldean
I did as much as I could: raising chickens, pushing an ice-cream cart, bagging walnuts, driving a tractor on a beet farm, working on the… — Charles R. Schwab
I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate… — Stephen Colbert
When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring? — George Erik Rupp
James Davison took me out to show me where Karl is living right now and where hes going to build. Karl wasnt at home. He… — Terry Bradshaw
If we were to go back in time 100 years and ask a farmer what he'd like if he could have anything, he'd probably say… — Philip Quigley
Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. — Chuck Grassley
It's us fun being a gorse when the tractor comes along, or the blacksmith when the car comes along. — Warren Buffett
My mother told me I said to her, at age three, 'I'm going to go to Italy and get my father in a tractor.' 'You've… — Roger Waters
I was working on the farm to get in shape, about a mile away from my parents. You know, I did everything as a kid… — Guy Lafleur
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness is when he… — Jack Handey
That's life. We all go through the tractor blades now and then. We all get bruised, and we all get cut. Sometimes the blade cuts… — Vicki Myron
His herding instinct is so strong that he confuses tractors on a baseball field for sheep. He was hospitalized twice. Once by a line drive… — Tom Hayden
You know, when Arnold Palmer came on TV with an old tractor and told me to buy Pennzoil, I bought that, and when Dale Jarrett… — Kyle Petty
I had to jump on the tractor and do my chores. I would have just killed to be in town, to be able to Rollerblade… — Garrett Hedlund
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. — Britt Ekland
I donâ€™t know of a better argument in favor of farming with horses than trying to start an old tractor in the winter time. — Gene Logsdon
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city… — Bernie Taupin
If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day… — Fuzzy Zoeller

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