Tractor Quotes
43 quotes by 41 authors
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There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.
— Bill Bryson
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I had no idea 'Big Green Tractor' was going to be as big a hit as it was. You just can't predict those things.
— Jason Aldean
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I did as much as I could: raising chickens, pushing an ice-cream cart, bagging walnuts, driving a tractor on a beet farm, working on the…
— Charles R. Schwab
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate…
— Stephen Colbert
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When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring?
— George Erik Rupp
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James Davison took me out to show me where Karl is living right now and where hes going to build. Karl wasnt at home. He…
— Terry Bradshaw
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If we were to go back in time 100 years and ask a farmer what he'd like if he could have anything, he'd probably say…
— Philip Quigley
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Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor.
— Chuck Grassley
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It's us fun being a gorse when the tractor comes along, or the blacksmith when the car comes along.
— Warren Buffett
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My mother told me I said to her, at age three, 'I'm going to go to Italy and get my father in a tractor.' 'You've…
— Roger Waters
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I was working on the farm to get in shape, about a mile away from my parents. You know, I did everything as a kid…
— Guy Lafleur
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Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness is when he…
— Jack Handey
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That's life. We all go through the tractor blades now and then. We all get bruised, and we all get cut. Sometimes the blade cuts…
— Vicki Myron
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His herding instinct is so strong that he confuses tractors on a baseball field for sheep. He was hospitalized twice. Once by a line drive…
— Tom Hayden
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You know, when Arnold Palmer came on TV with an old tractor and told me to buy Pennzoil, I bought that, and when Dale Jarrett…
— Kyle Petty
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I had to jump on the tractor and do my chores. I would have just killed to be in town, to be able to Rollerblade…
— Garrett Hedlund
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I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again.
— Britt Ekland
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I don’t know of a better argument in favor of farming with horses than trying to start an old tractor in the winter time.
— Gene Logsdon
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Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city…
— Bernie Taupin
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If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day…
— Fuzzy Zoeller
Who Wrote These Tractor Quotes
41 authors contributed a total of 43 Tractor Quotes, led by these top contributors: