Tractor Quotes

43 quotes by 41 authors

Programs that pay farmers not to farm often devastate rural areas. The reductions hurt everyone from fertilizer companies to tractor salesmen. — Dick Armey
I would say my first golf memory was asking who Arnold Palmer was when he was always on the Pennzoil commercials. When I was a… — Mike Greenberg
I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels. — Ree Drummond
Why does a three-year-old, and it's usually boys, want to drive the tractor or have machinery and be in control of it? I don't know.… — Michael Fassbender
I remember driving the tractor on our farm, and Tim McGraw would be on the radio. I'd find myself walking out of class, singing his… — Garrett Hedlund
I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel… — Will Rogers
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. — Jeff Foxworthy
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want… — Zach Galifianakis
My father kept me busy from dawn to dusk when I was a kid. When I wasn't pitching hay, hauling corn or running a tractor,… — Bob Feller
The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing… — Timothy Olyphant
Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs. — Hugh Laurie
That stupid saying "What you don't know can't hurt you" is ridiculous. What you don't know can kill you. If you don't know that tractor… — Dave Ramsey
How much courage does it take to fire up your tractor and plow under a crop you spent six or seven years growing? How much… — Stephen King
The things that don't happen to us that we'll never know didn't happen to us. The nonstories. The extra minute to find the briefcase that… — Anita Shreve
Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor. — Sarah Rees Brennan
When we went into World War II, I was a tractor driver then. I drove tractors on the plantation. So when they start calling people… — B B King
I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. — Sheri L. Dew
Unfortunately, the real achievements of children on the ground became debased and devalued because Labor education secretaries sounded like Soviet commissars praising the tractor production… — Michael Gove
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. — Jon Tester
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. Wheres my tractor — She's_gone

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