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Town Quotes by Jack Handey
- I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said I thought he…
- I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not…
- The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,…
- Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked…
- Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant,…
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