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Too Much Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also…
- When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me.
- The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old…
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