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- When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count…
- Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?"
- I think it's high time we started questioning the old cliches like "Grunt big for Daddy."
- I think man invented the car by instinct.
- I think one reason I could be a good playboy is I would be willing to spend the time required to really fix up my…
- I think they should continue the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling.
- If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be "Prince of Weasels", because then I could go up and bite people…
- If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.
- I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a…
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers…
- I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum…
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