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Thinking Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- I definitely don't want to have kids ... I don't think I'd be a great mother. I'm a great aunt or friend of a mother…
- I wasn’t like 'Oh, I'm going to marry 50 Cent...' I mean, seriously. But I did like him. He's very sweet and antithetical to what…
- People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should…
- I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.
- Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because…
- While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I…
- I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why…
- I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.
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