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Tell Quotes by Demetri Martin
- Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I like to use…
- If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
- People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar.…
- Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people…
- Like a lot of people, I’ve always enjoyed commenting on strangers’ outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do…
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- I'd like to see the giant squid. Nobody has ever seen one. I could tell you people who have spent thousands and… — David Attenborough
- It's extraordinary how self-obsessed human beings are. The things that people always go on about is, 'tell us about us', 'tell us… — David Attenborough
- I'm a practised writer now. But when I began, I had no idea what this was going to be. I just knew… — Chinua Achebe
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- You could tell 'The Handmaid's Tale' from a male point of view. People have mistakenly felt that the women are oppressed, but… — Margaret Atwood
- 'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' — Wystan Hugh Auden